20 10 / 2014
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
20 10 / 2014
you know how every college tour guide tells you about some cheesy superstition that the students have, and 90% of the time it has to do with stepping on some sort of seal on the ground?
so WashU tour guides tell you that if you step on the seal under Brookings Hall, you won’t graduate in 4 years
so I stepped on it in a fit of rebellious fervor
and now I can’t graduate in 4 years
THIS SHIT IS REAL AAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *laughing cuz my future is ruined*
19 10 / 2014
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
18 10 / 2014
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.