29 7 / 2014
28 7 / 2014
so today I was sitting in a coffee shop and it was just me and the one employee and I was doing my thing and she was watching the TV since barely anyone ever goes in this coffee shop.
then this security guard walks in and he’s really loud and he’s like “I’M HERE” and I guess the employee called him in so that he could watch the store while she used the restroom because she left.
So now it’s just me and the security guard. He decides to stand right next to my table and just stare at me. I’m used to people staring at me because of the hijab, so I ignored him.
All of a sudden he goes “HEY LOOK AT THIS I JUST FOUND THIS ON THIS TABLE LOOK HOW COOL IT IS”. I guess he found a random piece of paper on one of the tables, but anyways he proceeded to shove the paper in my face, forcing me to read it.
It was a quote from the Bible.
So then I just look at him like “please get this shit out of my face” and he’s like, “ISN’T THAT COOL?”
So I said, “that’s not mine sir” and that’s the story of how everywhere I go people enjoy reminding me that I’m not Christian for some weird reason.
26 7 / 2014
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
this is important because you guys need to know that if you’ve experienced any or all of these things, you are NOT alone, you are NOT a freak or a weirdo or a nerd, and that these things are FIXABLE — go check out cognitive behavioral therapy or assertiveness training — and you are still wonderful people who can live ordinary or even extraordinary lives.
25 7 / 2014
- 1: how do you say my name in your language??
- These people are hilarious like your name is John, is it somehow going to be Ahmed or Sakib now? Stfu lmao