20 10 / 2014

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via fexualisnotonfire)

20 10 / 2014

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

(Source: coordihyung, via dutchster)

20 10 / 2014

you know how every college tour guide tells you about some cheesy superstition that the students have, and 90% of the time it has to do with stepping on some sort of seal on the ground?

so WashU tour guides tell you that if you step on the seal under Brookings Hall, you won’t graduate in 4 years

so I stepped on it in a fit of rebellious fervor

and now I can’t graduate in 4 years

THIS SHIT IS REAL AAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA *laughing cuz my future is ruined*

19 10 / 2014

rnarisass:

popculturesavvyangel:

*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

DID YOU 

*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

PUT YOUR NAME

*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

IN THE GOBLET

*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

we’re never gonna get over this are we

(via motherfuckingladyknight)

19 10 / 2014

vinegod:

Taught my kitten a new trick! ^-^ by Matt Krath

(via dutchster)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

americxanhorrorstory:

"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."

(via egberts)

19 10 / 2014

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

(Source: herotox, via hipster-rawry)

19 10 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

(via hipster-rawry)

19 10 / 2014

captainamerica-thestampede:

Please, just take Photoshop away from me. 
I’m done. 

captainamerica-thestampede:

Please, just take Photoshop away from me. 

I’m done. 

(via motherfuckingladyknight)

18 10 / 2014

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

(via primadonna-grrrl)

17 10 / 2014

spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

(via kylebrofflovski)

17 10 / 2014

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him

(via dutchster)

17 10 / 2014

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater catshe said “see you later cat”meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

grrrlillabiscuits:

he was a skater cat
she said “see you later cat”
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via dutchster)

17 10 / 2014

skeleton-overlord:

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE

skeleton-overlord:

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE

(via dutchster)